Here's some black hat gospel:
Halleluyah! Praise The Felt! Come yea faithful, rub your collective faces in my pure rabbit fur borse! Feeeeeeeeeeel the holiiiiinesssssss! yeahhhhhh....I WILL Purify thee in my holy sweaty band! I will shake the dust of ages on your unworthy faces! LET my brim Dip Low Into Your Soul! Who will spend 175 bucks on something they hate ! Praise thee for thy sheeplike obedience! Come forth, come forth! I don't care what you've got on under me, make sure that glistening crown of compressed mammal detritus shines forth! MO, Chareidi, Yeshivish, Baalebatish, BT....I want you all! WHO will step forth for the LAWwrd..
pant...pant...whooosh...anyone can hand me a blog rant towel...thank you...
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